We began learning the uke on a ship,
And continued learning here, with Alison and Pip
As time progressed, we gave our best,
And got lots of advice and good tips.

We gradually improved day by day
And had lot of laughs on the way
We’re now totally hooked, with learning the uke
And almost believe we can play!

We went to the gig at Shannon court
It weren’t half as scary as we’d thought
We planned to sit at the back, and join in with a few
But we managed them all, and had lots of fun too

If you’re expecting a song, then I’m sorry you’re wrong
Cos trust me, I can’t sing note
If I do sing, you will frown, so I’ll put this thing down,
And end with this poem, wot I wrote